Reality is Perception

Gots the sex appeal of a turnip . . .

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 202894 notes
kittylamar:

getting this tatted on my chest

kittylamar:

getting this tatted on my chest

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— 2 days ago with 30264 notes

butthickey:

creativlog:

Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone

they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face

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— 2 days ago with 360027 notes

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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— 2 days ago with 242812 notes
clothing adjustments that need to happen

sassmasstersatan:

merlsemrys:

runningbox11:

• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
• plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
• clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
• pants for people with no butts
• cute bras in bigger sizes
•the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

pockets

Fucking pockets

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— 2 days ago with 54375 notes

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

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I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

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facts-i-just-made-up:

im-the-kindest-demon:

facts-i-just-made-up:

theogmermaid:

How do you feed it??

With great difficulty.

you breast feed it

I am so ashamed I didn’t think of that.

facts-i-just-made-up:

im-the-kindest-demon:

facts-i-just-made-up:

theogmermaid:

How do you feed it??

With great difficulty.

you breast feed it

I am so ashamed I didn’t think of that.

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— 2 days ago with 52734 notes