Reality is Perception

Gots the sex appeal of a turnip . . .

tagzilla117:

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did

The new season of American Horror Story looks good

tagzilla117:

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did

The new season of American Horror Story looks good

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— 1 day ago with 69810 notes

here-booker-catch:

dragonswithmatches:

I said no fucking twizzlers, Billy!

give me my twizzlers, fuckboy

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— 1 day ago with 38249 notes
skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

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— 1 day ago with 43085 notes
awwww-cute:

She’s not as little as she thinks she is

awwww-cute:

She’s not as little as she thinks she is

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— 1 day ago with 3089 notes

mill-iam:

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

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42hearts:

there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

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— 1 day ago with 390335 notes

late-night-cruising:

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of fucking chips we’re getting when we fucking open the can

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society:oh you have your period? well you have two options.
person:okay.
society:you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
person:sounds awful. what's my second option.
society:a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
person:still seems pretty awful.
society:wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
person:well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society:HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
person:
society:oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
person:
society:
person:i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
person:
society:what third option?
person:i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
— 1 day ago with 362600 notes